The Bad Bitch vs. The Homely Hoe

Before I begin allow me to say that there are always exceptions to every rule. I only speak generally when addressing a general audience so if the shoe doesn't fit don't hit me up about this blog after you've forced ya foot into the shit. I welcome everybody's opinion on the subject but I am NOT talking about YOU. This is not an attempt to bash women. The terms bitch and hoe are nothing more than words that I choose to use in place of girl and woman. I really ain't shit so try to focus on the message and not the man, but as always a hit hoe gone holla...

Now for the purposes of this discussion I have decided to classify most women in one of two categories. The Bad Bitch or The Homely Hoe. As I stated above Bad Bitch simply sounds better than Bad Girl and Homely Hoe sounds better than Homely Woman, don't trip just vibe with it. This all spawned from a tweet I posted regarding the whole Deion and Pilar Sanders situation. The tweet said "Pilar is a Prime example of what happens when you marry a bad bitch... Thats why you just fuck fine women and settle down with the homely ones that's why its called Settling down. Bad bitches ain't worth shit." Now most people got stuck on my choice of language and laughed it off but if you read between the lines the logic is actually pretty deep. Society awards the Bad Bitch and shuns the Homely Hoe. The ironic part about it however is that in the long run the "Bad Bitch" almost always turns out to be bad for you and the "Homely Hoes" are actually the ones you should take home to mama. Allow me to explain...

                                            A Bad Bitch can't get shit but Haz dick #Hazism


  Now the first yet ironically least important factor in determining a Bad Bitch is looks. I know that might seem odd but a Bad Bitch is really a mentality that has more to do with the way a woman views herself than how others view her. Of course the way others view women plays a big part in how they in turn view themselves so looks are a factor, but if twitter and facebook has taught us anything its that you don't have to be attractive to consider yourself "bad." Society rewards attractive people, it's a shallow fact of life. Men tend to value women based off of their looks so the better a woman looks the higher her "value." Things of higher value tend to receive more than those of lesser value. More time, money, praise, recognition, attention, respect, more everything. The problem here is that as the cliche goes, beauty is only skin deep. Most men are usually visually attracted to a female first then tend to adapt to whatever personality comes along with her while most women (not hoes) tend to go for the personality more and then usually accept whatever looks come with the guy. This is the reason you'll see an attractive woman with an ugly man 10 times for every 1 attractive man you see out with an ugly woman. In fact only hatin' men see and express a problem with beautiful women dating ugly dudes, but when you see a man with a woman society feels is below him on the scale (take Tip and Tiny for example) both men and women tend to wonder exactly what the hell went wrong. It's as if its only "right" that a successful man should have the most beautiful woman possible on his arm. Being rich and having an ugly wife almost makes no sense to most people, its like having a fleet of cars at your disposal and taking the bus. If you can have "better" why wouldn't you? The simple fact of the matter is that niggas like Tip are privy to the game I'm about to present. You fuck and have fun with the Bad Bitch but build your home with the Homely Hoe.

  The second and most important factor in determining a Bad Bitch is her mental state. The type of head she has on her shouders. You see there are plenty of women that work regular jobs and live life like everybody else that just happen to be bad, and then there are the Bad Bitches. These are the women that understand what I stated earlier about life rewarding the attractive so they focus their lives solely on getting by based off of their looks. They understand that value is placed on appearance so they become obsessed with everything visual and in turn lack any real substance. Everything is about the show. They only dress in designer clothing, carry designer handbags and name drop every chance they get. They're always on the scene and attend all of the trendy clubs and social events and give themselves titles such as sociallite and fashionista even though they probably don't work in fashion. They are considered the typical "It Girl." They date men based off of looks, money, and status. They look up to "women" like Kim Kardashian and are more than entertained by shows like The Bad Girls Club and The Real Housewives of Atlanta. They are almost always "famous" on the latest social networking site or at least aim to be. They rarely work a real job and end up doing something that caters to their lifestyle such as modeling, event hosting, promotional work or even stripping since they stay in the clubs anyway. They truly believe they deserve everything they desire simply because of the way they look. Be it God or Man made. They are the least in touch with reality because unfortunately they are allowed to live in their own worlds. From birth many of them have been sheltered from the "Real World" so one really can't place all the blame solely on them. Every man they come in contact with offers them the world if their looks are good enough because the high value men place on them make them go all out in an attempt to get these women. In the end they are still human. They are women, they have feelings and emotions like everybody else. They seek love, affection, and all other forms of human interaction but the emphasis is usually always on fun. Less work more fun. They truly are fun girls, but unfortunately there is a time and place for everything. They long to be a successful man's trophy wife but by the time they land one (if they land one) they have no clue how to be a wife to begin with.


 Now on the other end of the spectrum you have what I call the Homely Hoe's. Now I admit this title really isn't as fair or accurate as the Bad Bitch one is but as most Homely Hoe's should realize by now, life isn't fair. Looks play a minor part again because as I stated previously this is more about the woman's mentality. Obviously if a woman looks homely then chances are she will be more humble and down to earth. Men won't be throwing themselves at her so she naturally won't have a feeling of superiority like most Bad Bitches do, she'll have to get in where she fits in. Now men ain't shit and most of them fuck any and everything so even a sloppy girl can get gassed up enough to believe she's a Bad Bitch which is an unfortunate phenomenon that appears to be occurring more and more these days. Life won't be as rewarding or easy as it will for an attractive Bad Bitch but her true value will be the same as long as the mentality is the same. A Homely Hoe can be and usually is beautiful, if a man knows how to look. If they are attractive they will have been raised with enough values to understand that looks don't last and should never be used to get ahead. She knows they are merely a gift from God for her future husband. Homely Hoe's work and/or go to school. If they do work as one of the jobs I mentioned earlier then its usually a side hustle while they pursue their real career goals. They expect to work for anything they receive (either because they were raised that way or given no choice) and short of courting (dates) they rarely receive handouts. They date men for who they are and not what they are (make no mistake about it looks play a major part in any relationship so they will date who they are attracted to but they will be attracted to them for different reasons). If they do watch the shows I mentioned earlier it's more so of an escape to ignorant entertainment as opposed to the highlight of their week. They laugh at the women in the shows and when the shows end they return to their normal lives. They know the difference between reality TV and reality. They know how to cook and understand their roles in the house and family as the woman and mother. They usually look forward to having children and don't think about the effects they might have on their bodies (not to say they let their bodies go to waste after having children). They read so they're able to INITIATE and maintain a conversation about a variety of different topics. Talking to them is like opening an encyclopedia where a Bad Bitch would be like opening an US Weekly. When/if they go to the club they are usually low key and dress conservatively as opposed to the Bad Bitch who is probably dressed provocatively and standing on a couch. They typically get overlooked by men because men are visually stimulated and these women tend to dress down which makes them blend in and go unnoticed.

  Now as I stated earlier there is a time and a place for everything. I believe that nobody is perfect and everybody serves a purpose. Wise men know to have fun with the Bad Bitches and when they get tired settle down with the Homely Hoe's.You hit VIP and pop bottles with the Bad Bitch but have kids with the Homely Hoe. If your lucky you will find one that could've been a Bad Bitch and in today's world probably even should've taken the easy way out and been one but kept her values and remained grounded. If not then you have to upgrade your game enough to upgrade your Homely Hoe as much as humanly possible. If she lacks fashion sense then take your new queen shopping so you can show her off. Take her big ass to the gym and get on a workout plan together. The problem is that successful men (and men period) desire beautiful women but beautiful women tend to become Bad Bitches. The list of men that have been done in by Bad Bitches is too long to name but the two most recent one's I can think of that are going through it are Kobe Bryant and Deion Sanders. They made the mistake of getting with women that stood out in the club. Women that you look at and expect to be with men of there stature. They should've followed the examples of men like LL Cool J and T.I. Get a woman that will be willing to give you the world because every man on earth isn't already offering it to her. Or better yet a woman that you can offer the world to, because every man that's better off than you isn't already trying to do the same. Life is about balance. Either extreme of the spectrum has it's pro's and con's for different situations just weigh your options and choose wisely. Know that if you get a woman based off looks alone chances are she won't be able to cook at home (rhyme intended). I don't know her from a can of paint but you can just look at Pilar and tell she can't throw down in the kitchen. It's not their fault as I stated earlier. She probably never had to. You get the greatest results on what you spend the most energy and time in. Bad Bitches focus all of their energy on looks which equate to physical attraction which ends in sexual intercourse. In the end all they are really good for is sex. They live shallowly on the surface so they posses no real depth for anything beyond visual and physical gratification. Don't let me change your mind though, what you fuck still don't make me nut. In the end when it all comes down to the type of woman you want to spend the rest of your life with you have to ask yourself, do you want a Bad Bitch or a Homely Hoe? Feel free to follow me @HazTv

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Are You Fuckin' For Funds or Are You Fuckin' For Fun?

By @CataclysmicCoCo 

            I often sit back in shock and awe as I watch women tear each other down in an effort to make themselves look or feel better about their own shortcomings or insecurities. One of THEE most ridiculous debates (for lack of a better word) that comes to mind is the woman that has sex for money or gain VS the woman that has sex for pleasure or intimate desire. On more than one occasion I’ve heard females say “If I’m gonna fuck I might as well get something out of it”, or I’m not a hoe I’m a WHORE hoes don’t get paid.” As if self-proclaimed prostitution makes you an upper enchalant hoe. If you are a SLUT ON SALE, that somehow puts you at the top of the proverbial food chain.

            Now anyone that know me knows that I do not believe in labels of any sort let alone words such as hoe, slut, smut, shone, action, any derogatory names for how people choose to express themselves sexually. I am using them for the context of this piece. As I was Saying….

Sex means something different to different people. If you sleep with 8 dudes for 1,000 dollars each (that’s being generous to a lot of you hoes) and I sleep with 8 dudes that I genuinely had feelings for or was attracted to, how are you better than me? How am I better than you? Maybe I’m not hard up for cash. Maybe my hustle to get money doesn’t require me to be spread eagle. It is as if you are saying if a woman is fuckin’ for fun, she doesn’t deserve to be fuckin’. Maybe you use sex for survival maybe it’s the only hustle someone took time to show you. Maybe you equate your self-worth with what you are able to purchase after some stranger NUTS in your MOUTH not in your HANDS! I don’t know your story like you don’t know mine, and we don’t know the next sister’s.

The Great Shawn Corey Carter put it most eloquently when he said “ You aint no better cuz you don’t be fucking rappers you only fuckin with actors you still getting fucked backwards, unless you fuck a dude on his own merit & not the way he dribble a ball or draw lyrics”

Now the flipside, which I think many of us, would agree on is that BROKE BITCHES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKIN FOR FREE… let me reiterate BROKE BITCHES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKIN FOR FREE!!! Everyone has heard the saying “a wet ass and a dry purse don’t match.” or at least some variation of it. If your rent ain’t paid lights or water pending disconnection, if you drive your car on “E” to mop off and get dug out by some scoundrel and when you leave ya situation has in NO way progressed… at the end of this post please turn ya pussy in at the service desk. There is a 90 day program you must complete to get ya pussy back.

 I said all this to say whether you are using sex as a capitalistic venture or as a series of intimate adventures, we must be wise in our decisions because they can have life long affects on us mentally, physically, emotionally and spiritually. Stop trying to put the next bitch in the hot seat to take the heat off of you and your antics.

Are you Fuckin for Fun or Fuckin For Funds? Doesn’t Matter Just Be Safe at it and Be Great at it!

 Now I know a couple of you are asking “Coco do you fuck for fun or for funds?” I will leave you with this……..

I tell you what you need to know, not what you wanna hear ;)

Love Always,

@CataclysmicCoco 

Keep The Coochie, I'll Have Your Heart

I'm writing this post as a response to a response. The fact that this is about women makes it no coincidence that its already clouded with confusion. About a month ago my homie @PhillyTheBoss posted a blog titled "Excuse me ma'am, That 'Box belongs to me" in which he laid out the rules and regulations (or shall I say restrictions) that pertain to a woman's pussy when dealing with a man. According to the blog a woman's "Box" can either be Owned, Leased, or Rented depending on the type of relationship she has with a man. I strongly suggest you take a moment to read it before you continue.

Before I get on the women I feel its only right I talk to the fellas. Now the terms Own Lease and Rent are all words that signify some form of POSSESSION, usually after some form of PAYMENT has been made.You pay your car off over time and eventually you'll own it and it'll be yours to do whatever you please with, or you pay rent at your apartment and its yours as long as you're making the payments on time. The point is nothing in life is truly free so you can't possibly expect to OWN something without paying for it.With that said a man can't expect to own a woman's pussy, or the exclusive access to it without trusting her to agree to those exclusive terms. Anytime trust is involved in a situation you lack control. Ownership is about control. One of the greatest lessons in life a man can ever learn is "You can't control the hole" #Hazism. Realize that when you put the emphasis on ownership you automatically assign value to the asset. Nobody wants to own something that isn't worth spending money on so when you tell a woman that her box is yours, or ask who the pussy belongs to your really subconsciously putting her pussy in a position of power. Please pardon my P's.

 I'm not done with the men but this is where the women come in at. Earlier this week my homegirl @OMG_ItsBrina decided to write a blog in response to Philly titled Is This Your Pussy?? basically explaining why men don't own shit. If you notice in her blog the entire post is written with a smug sense of confidence and superiority. She speaks with a "What I say goes" type of tone because she is under the illusion that she has "Power." Pussy Power to be exact. The Study of Ahoebics focuses on the modern interactions between men and women on many levels but mainly a social one. When it comes to the modern man and woman we are at war. The roles in society have shifted in some cases and the natural way of things are in many ways no longer "natural." I'm not gonna get too deep I'll save it for the book but in short the problem is the focus is on the Pussy. Men and women both have been socialized to worship it. The problem is men want it and women have it. That automatically puts the woman in a position of power and that's not the natural way things were meant to be.

Woman was put here to be a companion for man. Man was made and shit was cool then God decided that such great work deserved some company so he gave us another great creation, women. This is the reason ALL women have a desire for love and attention. Their main reason for being created was to be with someone so they all have the feeling/desire to need/want somebody. Think about it. Don't blame me ladies blame The Bible, you need a man. I'm not saying that to be on some "you have to submit and do what a man says" or "your my property" type of shit, I'm just simply stating that the natural order is for the man to lead and the woman to follow. A woman naturally is not fit to lead a man. Women are emotionally based, a trait which allows them to be better equipped for their natural roles as the mother or nurturer, while men are logically based which better suits us to go out and conquer the world to provide for our families. Logic before Emotion otherwise you end up with confusion which breeds chaos. You see women naturally adapt and absorb the characteristic traits of the men they interact with. When put in an equal or even a leadership position they still tend to follow a man's lead. Hoes are a perfect example. Regardless of your definition there would be no such thing as a hoe if there was no market for one. It's kinda like supply and demand. Men like hoes and women desire to please men so therefore we have hoes.

The only power women truly have is the power of choice. They have the option to choose WHO they give the pussy to, and that is where the illusion lies.That's why when a man lies and runs game on a woman to get her to sleep with him its as if he isn't playing fair because he doesn't allow her the opportunity to truly choose him based off of who he really is. He is basically stripping her of her power. See the pussy itself is nothing special. True indeed they're in no way shape or form all created equal but none is any more special than the next. They all provide the same functions. Just different means to the same end. The true treasure that a woman possesses is the power of choice. It's what she chooses to do with it that makes it and her special. The problem here is that women are naturally supposed to be lead by men. When left to make serious decisions with no guidance they tend to make the wrong choice because they allow emotions to get the best of them. This brings me back to my point about hoes. If women had so much "pussy power", and men had to be "allowed access" then there would be no such thing as a hoe. Women would simply be exercising their right to choose who they sleep with and why they sleep with them with no negative blow back because its their pussy and under their control right? Who are we to judge how the next person treats there body. Fat people are told to loose weight mostly because of health reasons but if they choose to be big nobody really cares. Nobody cares that this pale ass woman at the Pizza Hut by me refuses to tan. It's her body and if she chooses to be a porcelain princess then its her right so if a woman decides to be a double clutching dick sucker then who are we to judge? As long as she chooses to do so then she is in control of her body and should be free to do so right? Unless of course u feel a hoe is just a woman that lacks control of her body, if so then keep reading.

 Most men bend to a woman's will and put on "the act" until she grants them some pussy. That's the whole "treat" thing that Brina was talking about. You take them out on a few dates, be a gentleman, play the game and when you rack up enough pussy points you get to cash in and get your "reward." This is where men feel they "own the box." Once a man puts his bid in and gets to a certain point he starts to feel the right to exclusivity and arguably rightfully so. It's the kid in the sandbox principle. A kid can have a toy get bored with it and toss it to the side, but as soon as another kid looks at it suddenly he wants it again. A man may not necessarily want to wife you, but that doesn't mean he wants to share you either. No man really wants to share the pussy. Now although this reaction is natural an intelligent mind should be able to realize its not logical. You can't expect a woman to committed to you if you're not committed to her. You also can't expect her to be committed to you just because you choose to be committed to her. Same goes for women. Unless you have both agreed to be in a monogamous situation then neither can expect exclusive rights. However if you ask me in 2011 with all the creatures crawling in peoples crevices any woman that respects herself should have only one sexual partner at a time just as any man that truly respects himself should. You cant fuck em all #Hazism.

Now the reason I've been saying all of this is to answer the question Who does the pussy belong to? As I said the emphasis is on the pussy when you even ask that question so men will always be on the losing side of the battle. Women are in possession of the pussy and possession is nine-tenths of the law as my nigga @Waymoflydenu would say. You can't own, rent, or lease it. At best you can borrow it. Should you choose to value it enough to spend money on it is your decision, but in the end you always have to give it back. Even when your in it you don't own it. Most men aren't educated and equipped with the tools required to correctly please a woman in the first place. You ain't really don't shit when you doing it. Hoes goin gay n buying dildo's in record numbers. You fuckin her but she thinking about how long its gone take you to finish so she can go spend the money you just gave her to get her hair done. And even if you can fuck the dog shit out of her there's always a bigger better dick waiting around the corner and with the emphasis being on pussy she knows she won't have no trouble finding Haz I mean him. What men should be concerned with is the real source of her power. Her ability to choose what she does with the pussy. The woman controls her pussy but who controls her heart? A woman's brain is wired directly to her heart because remember they are emotionally centered. If you control her heart you control her brain. When you focus on the pussy you give her the power to decide on if and when you get anything. It's like your the horse and the coochie is a carrot. These carrot coochie ass women get off on the feeling of power but the wrong power in the wrong hands is potentially dangerous. Look at the state of women today. It's a direct reflection of the state of men, simply because they follow our lead. Women are waiting for us to take control be men and provide direction, and all we do is focus on fucking and give them back the control. Women, although now in a position of power still desire to please men so we end up with all these hoes being hoes. They seek our attention and we reward hoes with our attention so you have what could've been a guided productive woman, now calling herself a model on twitter bragging because her ass is natural. Or you have a bright woman like my girl Brina writing a blog about how she has a side peace because she know's every man has a side peace in the same breath that she says a man is dumb for expecting her to only be with him because he is exclusive with her. They are confused. They need our help. Fellas instead of trying to borrow her body consider borrowing her brain. If you control the heart you control the hoe. Make her only want to be with you. Not because you paid her rent, or because you foolishly asked "whose pussy is this" and she foolishly answered but because she desires nobody else and see's it no other way. We have to step our game up so we can upgrade these hoes into the women they are destined to be. To the women that don't agree shut up and read this again starting from the top. You need us. You can't spell WoMan without the word Man. A woman's period is a monthly reminder of her purpose on earth and her need for a man. It's God's way of reminding them of their role. If a man doesn't fertilize a woman's egg a part of her dies inside and her body rejects it as waste. Every month you are reminded that your wasting time lol. Stop telling yourself that your pussy is special. The only thing that is special is your decision on what to do with it. Exercise your mind and decide how you choose to use it not based on how society says you should but based on how you feel you should. As far as the tools she can use to gain what she wants pussy should be a woman's last resort. In closing a woman controls the pussy but who controls her heart? Focus on what you can control and you shall acquire what you desire. Damn I'm good.

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IS IT YOUR PU$$Y?? (Guest Blog by @OMG_ItsBrina)

I just read a blog by a friend of mines called Sophisticated Ignorance and I just wanted to elaborate on it.

Fellas,
When we are fuckin', and you ask, "Whose pussy is this?" because we are in the moment, we're gonna say "Its Yours". We will tell you anything you want as long as you fuckin' us right lol. Especially if we are just having sex casually. {Meaning no relationship.} Just sex.

Now what happens after that if where the confusion begins. When we told you it was "Yours" during sex, some of y'all actually think it's "Yours" PERIOD! Lmao.
Shame on YOU!


First of all, it should be known from the beginning on what type or relationship and rules you should abide by. Me personally, I will tell a dude str8 up he's not the only one. Because I KNOW that I'm not the only one he's fuckin'. Honestly fellas? Who do you think you're fooling? Every "single" person has a side piece. So before expressing interest in a woman, understand that she has a side piece as well. 

***This is where women get caught up as well. When you express interest in a man and you go pass that point (sex), some of you automatically assume that you're the only one and its "Your Dick" and its NOT! Get out of your feelings, it was just sex***

Feelings.....
Fuck yo feeling! Yeah I said it! 1. When a dude get mad bcuz u fuckin somebody else...
That means he's ONLY fuckin' you and he's mad that he don't have another piece on the side.

2. Please don't think that because you pay a bill, take us out on dates, etc., etc, that we owe you something... We don't owe you anything! If you are doing it because you think you gonna fuck then you a lame ass dude for thinking that and ain't no telling what else you would pay for. If you do it and not expect anything in return then you are definitely in for a treat. (i.e. a home cooked meal and/or sex) or whatever she may seem fit for the situation.

So no matter what your relationship with a woman whether its friends, friends with benefits, slider, shone, side piece, girlfriend, fiance, and/or wife IT IS NOT YOUR PUSSY! Because at the end of the day we are the ones who say "Come Get This Pussy" lmao!   





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Are You Chasing A Dream or Running From Reality??

  How do you know when to give up on certain dreams, goals, and/or relationships? Is quitting always for losers, or does it take a real winner to admit failure and walk away? What do you do when your dream or goal doesn't work out?  How do you measure progress in a relationship to know if the juice is worth the squeeze? At what point in a difficult relationship do you realize that things aren't working or worth the work?

  As negative as these questions may seem I believe they're all important in the growth and development of who we become as intellectual beings. Most people aren't honest with themselves, yet they somehow demand the truth from everybody they come in contact with.I don't wanna get too far off topic but in order to EXPECT the truth you must first learn to ACCEPT the truth. The following questions allow one the opportunity to challenge themselves and give deeper thought to the meaning of the word quit. All dreams cannot be accomplished, it's a statistical fact of life. Many would say that's a negative way to look at things, and even if its true it's also more productive to focus on the positive fact that all things are possible. While its true that all things are possible, the logical brain realizes that most things aren't probable. Emotions blur the ever so present lines that define the truth. In other words your heart will put you in positions and allow you to believe things your brain would've never even considered.

  In order for one to be honest with themselves they have to take all emotions completely out of the picture. You can't possibly admit that you won't be the next Jay Z if you feel in your heart that you are the next Jay Z. No matter what anybody told you saying otherwise it just wouldn't sound logical and you might even consider it hate. "Don't ever let anybody tell you what you can't do" is a famous phrase emotional people say. At some point we all must realize that the things we were told as children don't always work as adults. Not saying they are baseless but my point is spend more time on the ground and less time in the clouds. Everyone cannot be a celebrity or famous. Twitter or facebook may in fact be the closest you get to your 15 mins of fame.You have a better chance of launching your own business than you do of getting on bad girls club or X Factor. Most of you can't sing, dance, rap or act. The majority of you won't make it. Don't look at this as me being negative. That would be you being negative about the situation. Instead take this time to reflect on your life and see where you could focus your attention more productively. Maybe you could stop kissing ass for that promotion your obviously never going to get and spend that energy on opening your own company. Or you can admit defeat and stop putting money into that failing company you started and search for another avenue of revenue. Your not a loser if you lose on your own terms, or if you realize you have more to gain by losing now than continuing to attempt to possibly win in the future. Not saying you should be a quitter. Just simply saying in life you have to evaluate your expectations. At what point is chasing your dreams really just running from reality?

Be sure to tune in this Friday December 3rd at 10pm as we discuss this topic and more on the Chunky Chickz Radio Show on Street Connect Radio 107.1 FM in Miami and via live stream at www.livestream.com/streetconnectradio. Also feel free to call in with any input or comments at 305-755-2437 and follow us on twitter @Empress_CCP & @Haztv

Crock Pot Pimpin'

"No one man should have all that Power:" That quote comes to mind as I think of the best way to explain my approach with women on twitter. Not because I think I can have any woman I desire (that couldn't be further more from the truth), but because unlike most men I'm not pressed for pussy. Don't get it twisted however, I love pussy. I talk about hoes all day and I surround myself with beautiful women as much as I can. I am completely obsessed with them but, I am also completely in control of myself at all times. I don't feel the need to lie or run game to trick women into sleeping with me. I simply crack jokes, ask questions, tell stories and eventually end up washing up before I leave. My "cant lose" approach technically allows me to always win, which I consider to be very powerful.

My homie Philly recently "pulled my card" and accused me of "trying to get at all his hoes and talking to them like I went to middle school with them". He said "This nigga Haz will tweet a broad two months straight 'Hows your day' 'LOL' & 'cool' and before she know it, she ass naked in a Best Western." Now on the surface that statement is fucking hilarious, but being a fellow Gemini I noticed it had a significant amount of depth to it mostly because it was somewhat true. He brought my subconscious approach to my own attention and after some thought I've formed a theory that I dub "Crock Pot Pimpin." Before I begin this is not a guide to get at girls on twitter. If you ask me there is no guide to get girls . I'm not here to tell you how you should or shouldn't do anything. I'm just a regular nigga and what you fuck don't make me nut.


I call my method Crock Pot Pimpin' because it's similar to the process of cooking in a Crock Pot. You take out some time to put the ingredients together (hoes), throw them in the pot, set it at a low temperature and leave. Then you allow for your preparation to pay off in the end with a nice home cooked meal with little to no effort on your part. I think its a perfect metaphor to describe the scenario Philly tweeted about my twitter ways. I flirt with women openly on my timeline for the world to see because I truly have nothing to hide. Most people probably see my random pointless conversations with women as thirst but I consider it preparation. I'm in no rush to jump in a woman's DM, get her number, call or text her and attempt to take her out in hope's to have sex with her. That's fast food in my eyes. I much rather tweet 20 hoes good morning, tell another 10 a joke and log off and go about my day. I simply plant the seed and allow for it to develop on its own. In my mind you have nothing to lose when it comes to getting women. You don't have them before you approach them so in the end the worst that can happen is they say no and you end up where you were when you started. I flirt with women on twitter usually just to pass the time. One thing men and women should understand is just because a person flirts it doesn't meant they want to fuck. 75% of the women I flirt with online I never have intentions of doing anything with. Not to say I wouldn't if the opportunity presented itself but I learned a long time ago "You cant fuck em all." I don't do the whole DM thing unless its personal information being sent from one person to the next, so all of my "thirst" is usually on display for the world to see. On one hand that's bad because every mutual follower I have see's me flirting with every female I follow and usually takes it the wrong way, but at the same time it can be good because all the women I follow see that what I do and say is genuine and I'm the same with everybody.

Another plus is nothing attracts a woman like the scent of another woman. Women see me interacting with other women openly and it tends to spark some form of interest.I never had hoes until I let the world know Haz loves hoes. Also, I've noticed that the worse I talk about myself the more interested they become. So with that said I'll be the first to admit that I ain't shit and I'm just a regular ass nigga. I talk to women like I know them as a means to make them feel more comfortable. If I approach a female like we're already friends she will naturally be friendly. Ever approach a woman for her number out of the blue and she hit you with the "I don't even know you" line? Well chances are you approached her like a stranger who wanted something from her which made her immediately put her guard up. I rarely have that problem because instead of approaching her like a stranger trying to make her feel attracted to me, I simply approach her like I already know her and she already likes me. People always assume I know people they see me tweet personally because I talk like we have history but that's just a psychological technique I use. I keep it casual with hi's lol's and small talk to keep things simple and easy and that signifies the low heat that a Crock Pot cooks on. Whereas the man that goes straight at a female's neck would be considered high heat and the sucker that ends up in the friend zone is no heat, my approach is low heat.. Make no mistake about it I'm not friendly in the sense I just want to be friends. My intentions are known from the gate, its just the way I go about expressing those intentions that I feel is unique. I might talk about sex with a woman, but its always light hearted and fun. I'm never on some I wanna fuck you from the back or when you gonna come sit on my face shit. As odd as it sounds even though I call women hoes you won't find one that will say I talk to or treat her disrespectfully.  I also always assume attraction with women which tends to make them be attracted to me.Assuming attraction means I go into the situation already thinking the woman is or will be attracted to me. I'm not caught up on trying to impress her if anything she has to impress me. My first tweet to a female might be me something like me telling her she ain't shit, as opposed to some fake compliment cause she posted a thirst trap*. I can only imagine how many times Philly would RT a female, only to later see me going back and forth with her on his timeline wondering to himself "where the fuck she know Haz from." That's just me simply assuming attraction and making her feel comfortable enough to interact with me on a level so natural that people she knows in real life can't tell that I'm just another nigga on twitter.

Now I'm sure many people would think its more work to tweet here and there for weeks or months than it is to just get straight to the point but I can assure you its not. Not only do I better my odds of success by taking the Crock Pot approach, but in those 2 months Philly mentioned I'm openly preparing multiple women. When you tweet a female a joke or two and she responds with lol or some form of cooperation and you immediately jump in her DM you rapidly change the dynamic of the relationship. Its like those calls that say you won something only to get your attention and when you show a sign of interest and press 1 they show their true colors and attempt to sell you something. You immediately put pressure on the female to make a decision up front based off of little to no information about you, and in most cases women see it as a turn off. As soon as she shows interest and you ask for her number that's basically you going all in and showing your hand. My approach on the other hand is to take my time and control the pace of my pursuit. I keep things casual and friendly, while controlling the level of sexual tension at the same time. Every time I tweet a  woman the conversation has a friendly yet sexual undertone to it. As I stated before every woman I flirt with on twitter is not an attempt for me to have sex with them, but I always like to keep my options open. I now have beautiful female followers all over the country that I could visit whenever I'm in town and keep it strictly platonic with but the option for sex is always there if I choose to pull the pin.I am the ultimate shone because I have perfected the art of allowing a hoe to be a hoe. Women have to be comfortable to be in the mood for sex and having her feel like everyone of your conversations have an agenda behind them will not achieve that goal. I simply make women comfortable enough to be themselves, allow them to enjoy my company and give them the FREEDOM to CHOOSE whether or not they want to be involved with me sexually.I'm pro choice so its always the hoe's choice. I typically like to play dumb and set the tension so high that they get frustrated and make the first move, thus leaving me free of any blame or guilt in the future. More than half of the women I've interacted with off of twitter was initiated by them sliding in my DM with some half ass attempt to throw their crabby patty at me. Philly calls it subtle thirst and says I'm talking the hoes into a pussy trap and I might be, but sex isn't always my motive when talking to women. Good conversation is. As I stated before that fast paced run and gun technique is considered fast food to me. Any woman that reacts to an immediate DM after a follow is a hoe. In the words of Pac "I don't want it if its that easy." I enjoy the chase. I rather build a rapport with 10 quality hoes who only sleep with men they THINK they know than to just settle for hoes that I follow and DM as soon as they follow me back. To me that's the true Thirst. Ill go into that deeper on "The Thirst Theory" but that's my explanation for my actions. To those on the outside looking in it may seem like I'm always on the hunt or I'm extra thirsty but I truly am just tweeting and having fun. Men rarely have fun chasing women nowadays because they're too caught up on the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I know the pot is there, I rather take my time enjoy the colors on my way cause the gold ain't going nowhere. I realize using this rainbow as a metaphor is gonna have the pause and no homo thugs up in arms but this post ain't for them niggas so fuck em. Besides most y'all hoes pussy ain't no pot of gold anyway. In the end What might look like a random tweet can in fact be a random tweet or might be part of a bigger plan. I cant even always tell the difference. But I simply put in a little prep work and go about my business and when I'm ready I have a good quality meal waiting on me. In the end you cant fuck em all. Feel free to follow me @haztv

*A "thirst trap" is a subtle attempt to attain attention. Whether it be a late night "I'm lonely" tweet or a revealing twitpic the objective is to bait the opposite sex into showing you attention.

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#Hazism

Just because I refer to women as hoes doesn't mean I THINK I'm a pimp..... I just KNOW women are hoes #Hazism

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Randumb Rant

     Why must I always flush before I finish? I mean shit. I'm sitting here at work wondering how this time last week, I had three new pieces of potential pleasure on my line and now they're all gone. I got bored with one, annoyed with another and completely forgot about the third one. Now the last one I don't really mind because if she hasn't hit me up all week either then the lack of chemistry must've been mutual but I need to either start fucking these hoes quicker or learn to deal with them longer. I believe I suffer from knowing that there is always more fish in the sea, so I don't hesitate to cut a female off for the slightest reason. This kills my scoop to smack ratio. The scoop to smack ratio is the ratio of women you scoop (get the number) to smack (smack on the ass while hitting it from the back) For example, on average out of 10 women I scoop, I might end up sleeping with 2 of them and that's being generous. I figure 2 I'll strike out with for whatever reason they deem acceptable, 2 will serve a purpose greater than sex, 2 I'll get bored with 1 I'll get annoyed with and 1 will just get lost in the shuffle as I meet one of the other 2 women that I will be able to put up with long enough to shone. My brother thinks I'm crazy for taking shone so serious as he puts it, but it is what it is. You cant fuck em all. Just a thought....

Y Lie?

    Why do men HAVE to lie? That's a question I'm sure every woman has asked herself at least once. Men tell u what they want u to hear, sweat out ya weave and then treat u like the hoe they always thought u were. Sound familiar? Well that thought process is part of the reason your pussy is in the position its in. Now I agree men that lie to women to get sex are lower then the niggas who just outright pay for pussy, however more often than not the woman who is getting lied to lied to herself long before that man was even in the picture.

     First I'm gonna deal with the fellas on this. Fellas..... Its more than enough pussy to pass around. YOU CANT FUCK THEM ALL and you don't get points for being a "single boyfriend". Ill break down what a single boyfriend is another time but the point I am trying to get across is KEEP IT REAL WITH THESE HOES. Men lie to women because if we were completely honest with them the human race would have ceased to exist a long time ago. Women know what men want because women want it to. Unfortunately for US society tells THEM that what WE all want is wrong, even tho WE are the fucking society. Makes absolutely no sense to me but I realized a long time ago that I probably would never get as much pussy as I felt my dick deserved simply because I refuse to play "the game." The sad part being that "the game" only exist because u niggas is playing by the rules that the ladies allow "society" to set, that they don't even want to play by themselves. Society tells women that their natural inclination to desire sex like men do is wrong and that the only man they should have sex with is their boyfriend/fiance/husband. The problem is most men just wanna fuck. I'm being politically correct by saying most, but we just wanna fuck until we find a woman worth keeping. Nothing is wrong with that because realistically it's in a man's nature. The thing that makes a man a "dog" is how he goes about his pursuit of pussy. If all you desire in life from women is casual companionship and you are completely honest with all the women you encounter then how can you be considered a dog ass nigga? Women would either respect where you were coming from and fuck u because they CHOOSE to or they would respect where you were coming from and deny you. But if your telling every woman you want to be with her and only her, and that she is your everything and all that other shit y'all gas hoes heads up with then you aint shit but a lying ass nigga and your basically stealing pussy. Any man can tell a woman what she wanna hear but a real man tells a woman what she's gonna hear. Lemme say that again in case you missed it. Any man can tell a woman what she wanna hear but a real man tells a woman what she's gonna hear. Men "run game" on women because its easier than being honest with them. Think about it, why would a man meet a woman, break the ice with the common questions and then take the risk of blowing his chances of getting the ass by telling her all he wants out of her is sex. Most men feel like no matter how they phrase those words the end result will be the same. No pussy. So they take the

      Telling a woman what she wants to hear is theoretically taking the easy way out. You cant call yourself a pimp or a player or none of that other corny shit if your not keeping it 100 with the women your with and you almost cant even call yourself a man. I say this because by telling a woman what she wants to hear and lying to get her in bed your subconsciously putting her and her pussy on a pedestal and a position of power. Your saying that your not good enough for her as you are and you have to show her who she would like to see. A confident man displays himself as he is and allows the woman to choose him.If you lie to every woman you meet then no woman has every truly chosen YOU. Now I'm sure by now most men are calling me lame or ready to click the nigga please button at the bottom of this post but the truth is the truth. Men are gonna say confidence and giving a woman's pussy power has nothing to do with it, they just want the pussy and that's the easiest if not the only way to get it. What most men fail to realize however, is that it takes more time and effort to run game on a female then it does to just tell her the deal. Sure it'll take longer to find a woman that's intelligent enough to decide what she wants to do with her own body for herself instead of following societies rules, but the reward will be greater. There is no pussy worth the price of your pride. When men lie to women  for sex it has a double negative effect. On one hand they perpetuate the cycle of men having to bend over backwards to impress women enough to get them to sleep with them. Every time you lie and tell an ugly woman she is beautiful you create a false sense of entitlement for ugly hoes everywhere. Every time you tell a woman she is the only one you allow her to believe she should be the only one. Not every woman is wifey material. Its just a simple fact of life. Merely being born does not entitle you to anything in life but death, so stop creating this false sense of entitlement in women. Every time a woman is told what she wants to hear you reinforce her belief in those words, she just keeps searching for the man that truly means them, but no man ever really means them.If every man was honest with women it would over time force them to be honest with themselves. Remember a woman has to lie to herself before you can, that's what allows her to believe your lie.

     The second negative effect it has is when its all said and done and the truth is revealed it breeds a race of bitter bitches. Every woman has been lied to or done dirty by a man, so now most of them don't trust men and use their past as justification for their hoeish future. "Men play women so we do the same to men" is a bitter bitches motto. There is no such thing as a female player. If men would keep it real it would allow women to make an educated decision based off logic and not emotion therefore leaving them with nobody to blame in the end but themselves if things didn't go the way they expected them to. No man is willing to live up to ALL of  the expectations of today's woman but instead of telling them this and getting them to lower these unreasonable expectations men put on a stage play for the pussy. The woman gives you your script based on her description of what she is looking for and the man plays the part until he gets what he is looking for. In the end the woman always looses because her expectations were never reasonable to begin with, but she never knows this she just thinks that the men she comes across ain't shit.Or even worse, that all men ain't shit. If men would just tell women they want sex they would actually be surprised at the number of women who feel the same way. As I said before women have to deal with societal pressure when it comes to sex, so all a man has to do is make them feel comfortable and free of any negative repercussions and they will be good. Men just need to realize that the good majority of women wont say fuck what people think easily so they wont get as much pussy as they would like up front, but in the long run it will pay off. Not only will you get the pussy you DESERVE, but you will free up the good women for the men that are actually ready for a good woman so when you are ready for one there will be one left. The way it is now there are nothing but hoes left because men are trying to turn every woman into a hoe. You wont fuck every woman you want to by keeping it 100 but as I stated earlier YOU CANT FUCK THEM ALL. Once you come to peace with that then you will learn that you really have nothing to loose in the pursuit of pussy. You don't have the woman before you meet her so the only thing you can do is come up. If she says no then you cant loose what you never had. Stop letting pussy run your life. Get to the point where the pussy pursues you. But what do I know. I'm just a nigga with an opinion.

      Now for me to get on the women. I know what your probably thinking, what could we possibly be doing wrong  if we're the ones getting lied to right? Women are guilty of doing the same thing that men do, and that's taking the easy way out. It's easier for a woman to say she deserves to be treated like a queen just because she is a woman just like it's easier for a woman to play the victim and act like all men ain't shit.Now I believe that women should be treated like queens but I also believe that hoes should be treated like hoes and alot of women nowadays are hoes. A lot of women nowadays are dumb, and extremely naive and the picture above illustrates that. Its easier to just shake your ass for money than it is to learn how to read and go to school. Just like its easier to just listen to what a man tells you and believe it because it sounds good than it is to take any real responsibility for your own actions. You didn't let him fuck because he was nice to you.You did it because you wanted to fuck you just felt better about wanting to because he was a gentleman. If everybody just played their position we would all realize that hoes play a vital part in the same society that shuns them. I'm not going to define what a hoe is for once and for all because I'm saving that for the book, but I will tell you that a woman wanting to fuck a man whose only reason for not doing so is because of what somebody else will think is just as much of a hoe as the worst woman they can think of. Be a fucking adult and make up your own mind for once.If you just want to have casual sex with a man then fuck what anybody else thinks as long as you are responsible and respect yourself then whats the problem? Men only tell you what you want to hear because you WANT to hear it. If women didn't have such simple combinations on their coochies then men wouldn't be able to crack their codes so easily. Or if pussy wasn't the only prize they had to offer men, then it wouldnt be such a big deal when a man got the pussy. Now I know that a woman's pussy is her prize possession but the reasons for that are more physical than emotional. A man wouldnt lie to you to lie with you if it wasnt easier than being honest in the first place. Its like the parent that always blows up at their kids for the smallest thing that doesn't seem to understand why their kid never comes to them about anything. If you checked your expectations and were honest about what you have to offer a man then maybe you would be more realistic with the type of men you interact with and they would be more honest with you. In other words if every man you come across is lying to you then at some point you need to ask yourself what your doing that makes you so hard to be honest with. Its easy to say all men are the same when you always interact with the same men the same way. Most women haven't done shit to deserve shit yet believe every man they come across thinks the world of them until they realize its all "game." If you ask me you hoes deserve the lies your told.

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IM NOT A SHONE........ SOMEBODY LIED!!!!

Before we begin this journey I would like to thank u for ur interest in the ramblings of a regular nigga... The fact that ur reading these words shows me that your priorities are in the right place... As you can see there wont always be proper grammar or punctuation in these blogs cause quite frankly this is the internet and im lazy when it comes to things of little importance such as the correct use of the English language on a blog about hoes.... With that said welcome to my world... Ahoebics was created by me and it is my philosophy on the modern interactions between men and women. Sure on the surface it seems like just another nigga talking about hoes but its deeper than that. When reading my blogs keep in mind three simple things that will help you better understand who I am. The first is I enjoy words... The fact that they posses so much power but are in all actuality physically harmless is a phenomenon I will probably never fully understand. I like to play with words to get a reaction out of people so if you feel yourself being lead in a certain direction dont worry thats just me attempting to manipulate the masses... Secondly I genuinely dont give a fuck. I know its cliche to say it but its true. There can only be one HAZ and unfortunately he is a bit of a Hazhole  so i apologize in advance. And finally Im not an expert on anything but my opinion... My opinions usually just happen to be based off facts... My goal with this blog is just to create dialogue within the community on topics that I feel are considered taboo or rarely discussed. As I stated before these are my opinions which are backed by facts so feel free to debate any of my theories, thats what they're here for. Cooperation is key to the Conversation.