Randumb Rant

     Why must I always flush before I finish? I mean shit. I'm sitting here at work wondering how this time last week, I had three new pieces of potential pleasure on my line and now they're all gone. I got bored with one, annoyed with another and completely forgot about the third one. Now the last one I don't really mind because if she hasn't hit me up all week either then the lack of chemistry must've been mutual but I need to either start fucking these hoes quicker or learn to deal with them longer. I believe I suffer from knowing that there is always more fish in the sea, so I don't hesitate to cut a female off for the slightest reason. This kills my scoop to smack ratio. The scoop to smack ratio is the ratio of women you scoop (get the number) to smack (smack on the ass while hitting it from the back) For example, on average out of 10 women I scoop, I might end up sleeping with 2 of them and that's being generous. I figure 2 I'll strike out with for whatever reason they deem acceptable, 2 will serve a purpose greater than sex, 2 I'll get bored with 1 I'll get annoyed with and 1 will just get lost in the shuffle as I meet one of the other 2 women that I will be able to put up with long enough to shone. My brother thinks I'm crazy for taking shone so serious as he puts it, but it is what it is. You cant fuck em all. Just a thought....